Monday, October 27, 2008

My Ideal

A lengthy post, this will be. For in it, I plan to list my ideals for... everything.

My Ideal Life:
Honestly, this one is pretty damn close right now. I have a lot of friends, some who are better than others but life is never boring and I'm never lonely, except on those rare occasions. I wasn't picturing myself getting back into smoking, but I think it makes a statement about who I am, and besides that, it's damn good fun. I wish I were doing a bit better in my classes, but I know why I've gotten off track this much and I know what I will do to correct it next term.

My Ideal Class:
Philosophy. One class I'm making sure to take next term. I can't tell you how much fun it is just to sit around and talk life with people here, no matter how we are doing at that moment.

My Ideal Night:
Grab a few friends, head down and smoke a bowl or two at the local hookah bar, then maybe head to one of their places and have a few glasses of wine and maybe a bowl of something other than tobacco. Top the night off with good conversation, good cigarettes, and good times, and that's what I'd call a full evening.

My Ideal Day:
Wake up at around 6:30 and go out to watch the sunrise with cigarette in hand, as per the norm. Go find a couple people and have breakfast and chat about the day and all of our plans. After breakfast there would be a couple stimulating classes with a nice break after to look over what I had just learned or maybe sit and have a nice read or cigarette break. Then meet up for lunch with a few more people than were at breakfast and talk about the latest hall gossip, have some good food, then off to one more class. After the final class, it'd be studying until around dinnertime with intermittent conversation and activities. Then it'd be night.

My Ideal Tea:
A nice bold flavor that doesn't necessarily need sugar and would be appalling if cream were added. Something mellow and timely.

My Ideal Wine:
A soft fruity flavor with a sharp tang on the finish. It'd go beautifully with a sharp cheese or maybe some soft bread. Mmm.

My Ideal Computer:
Fast as fuck. Ram out the ass. Insert sexual innuendo for graphics card, and fully equipped with all the latest and best online RPGS.

My Ideal Game:
Fast leveling, but intense fights. A complex skill tree system mixed with intuitive experience gains. Obviously RPG, and non-repetitive.

My Ideal Home:
White picket fence in the middle of the country. A big oak tree with a tire swing in the front and a old fashioned pump well in the back with a small space for gardening and a portion for grape growing. Brick in the front with white siding and black roof. Classy windows but nothing pretentious or out of place with a patio, deck, and elegant front landscaping.

My Ideal Religion:
Focuses on your connection with the divine. Unconcerned with or possibly even segregated from religion wars. Anything goes, but use common sense.

My Ideal Cigarette:
Full flavor, natural tobacco, 100, and it crackles when you smoke it.

My Ideal Woman:
At this point, she has to accept the fact that I smoke and either embrace it with me or live with it. Short haired, brunette, glasses, and a smile and eyes that would knock you senseless. Physically, nice legs and face, breasts at about a B, and a cute, hot, smoking ass. Needs to love to discuss random crap like I do, gets easily distracted, and likes to swim.